peep that MY.
Please teach the mayonnaise children.
YAAASS! That “MY” gives me all of the life!
who even comes up with emojis do people sit around a conference table and just throw out ideas like “you know what we need? a suspicious-looking moon”
crush accidentally makes physical contact with you
how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer
so fucking high
*packs another bowl*
i’m too high
*takes another bong rip*
*chokes on hit for 3 minutes*
I cant go on.
*takes another hit*
Dudeeee. I’m ripped.
*takes a dab*
I cant even walk striaght anymore *rolls another blunt*
*hits two blunts at once*
This is so much yes.
The National Geographic one gets me all the time.
if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them
I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work
SEBASTIAN STAN KISSING BOYS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
when hannibal makes a cannibal joke
WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:
- STUNNING EYES
- A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE